but i won't stop until that boy is mine


chase ya down until you love me, papa-paparazzziiii

also i am completely in love with cobrasnake. why can't life be like that? why can't life be like pictures in general, they always make you feel so nice and you can feel that persons excitement. they may have puked/been dumped/died right after but you don't know that. you only know the pure joy and amazingness they felt in that moment. 

oh steve ward, give me some tough love.

if loving me is wrong, then god damn you do it right.

i would do anything to be friends with/make out with katy perry. this blog is just turning into a place to put my lesbian crushes. 

on another, non lesbian note, i am angry all the time. i also don't need sleep, it is 6 am and i am still awake. life is so much better without sleep, i feel so productive even if i'm not really being so. 

lilo lilo lilo, when on when will you be coming out with yr new tanning lotion? i would very much like to purchase some, because i'm pale and yr pale and even though you have nothing to do with what goes into the shit i am hoping it will be good for me because we're both pale so your catering to those tastes. and also because i will buy anything you make, i shall always love you even when your a half lesbian who d8s ugly girls and is becoming rexi and less hawt as each day passes. one more thing, is yr twitter real because i can't tell and don't think it is but i'm enjoying it anyway. 

WTF?!

so i will have two questions i NEED to ask God or whoever when i get there.

number one: what the fuck do they say at the end of that radiohead video (just) to make all those people fucking fall dead at the end?

AND

number two:CAN THEY UNDERSTAND STEWIE OR NOT WHEN HE TALKS?!