i would do anything to be friends with/make out with katy perry. this blog is just turning into a place to put my lesbian crushes. 

on another, non lesbian note, i am angry all the time. i also don't need sleep, it is 6 am and i am still awake. life is so much better without sleep, i feel so productive even if i'm not really being so. 

lilo lilo lilo, when on when will you be coming out with yr new tanning lotion? i would very much like to purchase some, because i'm pale and yr pale and even though you have nothing to do with what goes into the shit i am hoping it will be good for me because we're both pale so your catering to those tastes. and also because i will buy anything you make, i shall always love you even when your a half lesbian who d8s ugly girls and is becoming rexi and less hawt as each day passes. one more thing, is yr twitter real because i can't tell and don't think it is but i'm enjoying it anyway. 

i like you a lot lot, all we need is hot hot 

DO ME PLEASE.